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 -a Man from UNCLE slash fanfic by Taylor Dancinghands


Pairing: Napoleon Solo/Illya Kuryakin;


Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, April Dancer, Mark Slate, their Dæmons


Genre: slash, h/c, A/U: His Dark Materials Universe More Info Here )


Warnings: Depiction of m/m romance, some violence
Rating: T for Teen or PG-13, for m/m romance and implied sexual relationship


Disclaimer:  I'm old, but still not old enough to be any of the creators or owners  of the Man from UNCLE intellectual property. I swear, my own twisted  musings are not costing those people a dime, and I won't be making a  penny myself. 


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Prologue and Chapter Index


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Act II: "...I do feel a little 'on edge'."


She'd tried to do what you were supposed to do—create a space, a pocket of air in front of your face before the snow solidified around you. Her arms were thrust out in front of her when she stopped, however, and by the time she got even one free it was too late to do much. She could see a faint glow in the snow to the left of her face, so she knew she wasn't that deep, but that didn't mean she'd be easy to find, even with her dæmon circling above, crying out her distress.


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The Witch of Three Lynx Pass Affair: Act 1

-a Man from UNCLE slash fanfic by Taylor Dancinghands

Pairing: Napoleon Solo/Illya Kuryakin;

Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, April Dancer, Mark Slate, their Dæmons

Genre: slash, h/c, A/U: His Dark Materials UniverseDark Materials universe More Info Here )

Warnings: Depiction of m/m romance, some violence
Rating: T for Teen or PG-13, for m/m romance and implied sexual relationship

Disclaimer: I'm old, but still not old enough to be any of the creators or owners of the Man from UNCLE intellectual property. I swear, my own twisted musings are not costing those people a dime, and I won't be making a penny myself.

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Prologue and Chapter Index


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Act 1: Typical… Thrush stooges.Collapse )
Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, April Dancer, Mark Slate, their Dæmons
Pairing: Napoleon Solo/Illya Kuryakin
Genre: slash, h/c, action adventure, freely interpreted borrowings from Philip Pullman's His

-a Man from UNCLE slash fanfic by Taylor Dancinghands

Pairing: Napoleon Solo/Illya Kuryakin;

Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, April Dancer, Mark Slate, their Dæmons

Genre: slash, h/c, A/U: His Dark Materials UniverseDark Materials universe More Info Here )

Warnings: Depiction of m/m romance, some violence
Rating: T for Teen or PG-13, for m/m romance and implied sexual relationship

Disclaimer: I'm old, but still not old enough to be any of the creators or owners of the Man from UNCLE intellectual property. I swear, my own twisted musings are not costing those people a dime, and I won't be making a penny myself.

Notes: This is strictly my own take on the Witches in Pullman's universe. He made them all Finnish, for some reason (by the same logic, he created a culture of Dutch watermen and called them 'Gyptians'?). I have chosen to mostly ignore this, and stick with the simple element of Pullman's canon: that Witches' dæmons are all birds, and can stray farther from their humans' sides than other dæmons.

Summary: It is with grim determination that Napoleon, Illya and their dæmons travel to the high Cascades to close an affair which appears to have claimed the lives of their fellow agents and good friends, April Dancer and Mark Slate. Their cover is as domestic help at a private lodge on Mt Hood, which proves to be sitting atop yet another abominable Thrush project: an invention capable of causing earthquakes, or worse.
As cautious as they are, They still manage to fall into Thrush's clutches, but just as things seem darkest, help comes from the most unexpected quarter of all.

Chapter Index

Prologue: No vengeance for spies.
Act 1: Typical… Thrush stooges.
Act 2: ...I do feel a little 'on edge'.
Act 3: We won't be telling father…
Act 4: It's a Witch's bird.
Epilogue: ...out of kindness.

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The Chillicothe Horror Affair: Epilogue

The Chillicothe Horror Affair

-a Man from UNCLE slash fanfic by Taylor Dancinghands

Pairing: Napoleon Solo/Illya Kuryakin, April Dancer/Mark Slate (background)
Warning: This is the chapter with the graphic sex.

Chapter Index


Prologue: ...his Unspeakable Name...
Act 1:...something must have brainwashed them.
Act 2: ...There's something not right here...
Act 3: ...a little bird told me.
Act 4: Your Guide has found you!
Epilogue: ...a good beginning.


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The Chillicothe Horror Affair: Act IV

The Chillicothe Horror Affair

-a Man from UNCLE slash fanfic by Taylor Dancinghands

Pairing: Napoleon Solo/Illya Kuryakin, April Dancer/Mark Slate (background)
Warning: This is the chapter with the graphic sex.

Chapter Index


Prologue: ...his Unspeakable Name...
Act 1:...something must have brainwashed them.
Act 2: ...There's something not right here...
Act 3: ...a little bird told me.
Act 4: Your Guide has found you!
Epilogue: ...a good beginning.


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The Chillicothe Horror Affair: Act III

The Chillicothe Horror Affair: Act II

The Chillicothe Horror Affair: Act I

The Chillicothe Horror Affair

-a Man from UNCLE slash fanfic by Taylor Dancinghands

Pairing: Napoleon Solo/Illya Kuryakin, April Dancer/Mark Slate (background)
Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, April Dancer, Mark Slate, various O/Cs
Genre: slash, h/c, A/U: Sentinels and Guides, Sentinels are a known institution
Warnings: explicit m/m sex, Lovecraftian horror tropes
Rating: Mature/PG 17

Length: 23,800

Disclaimer: I'm old, but still not old enough to be any of the creators or owners of the Man from UNCLE intellectual property. I swear, my own twisted musings are not costing those people a dime, and I won't be making a penny myself.

Summary: When UNCLE's April Dancer and Mark Slate apprehend a Thrush scientist in central Ohio who seems completely incoherent and dies suddenly while being questioned, UNCLE's best are called for. Joining bonded Sentinel/Guide pair Mark and April on the site, the four agents soon find that their case is connected to a much older and more terrible mystery. What is the horror that lies deep in the earth of Chillicothe, and how is it able to tear the two Sentinels away from their Guides?

The Anthropology graduate student who joins them, and a couple of local cavers know much that can help, but none of them can imagine the response that comes from all around, in answer to the Guides' plight.


Chapter Index

Prologue: ...his Unspeakable Name...
Act 1:...something must have brainwashed them.
Act 2: ...There's something not right here...
Act 3: ...a little bird told me.
Act 4: Your Guide has found you!
Epilogue: ...a good beginning.


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The Chillicothe Horror Affair: Prologue

The Chillicothe Horror Affair

-a Man from UNCLE slash fanfic by Taylor Dancinghands

Pairing: Napoleon Solo/Illya Kuryakin, April Dancer/Mark Slate (background)
Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, April Dancer, Mark Slate, various O/Cs
Genre: slash, h/c, A/U: Sentinels and Guides, Sentinels are a known institution
Warnings: explicit m/m sex, Lovecraftian horror tropes
Rating: Mature/PG 17

Length: 23,800

Disclaimer: I'm old, but still not old enough to be any of the creators or owners of the Man from UNCLE intellectual property. I swear, my own twisted musings are not costing those people a dime, and I won't be making a penny myself.

Summary: When UNCLE's April Dancer and Mark Slate apprehend a Thrush scientist in central Ohio who seems completely incoherent and dies suddenly while being questioned, UNCLE's best are called for. Joining bonded Sentinel/Guide pair Mark and April on the site, the four agents soon find that their case is connected to a much older and more terrible mystery. What is the horror that lies deep in the earth of Chillicothe, and how is it able to tear the two Sentinels away from their Guides?

The Anthropology graduate student who joins them, and a couple of local cavers know much that can help, but none of them can imagine the response that comes from all around, in answer to the Guides' plight.


Chapter Index


Prologue: ...his Unspeakable Name...
Act 1:...something must have brainwashed them.
Act 2: ...There's something not right here...
Act 3: ...a little bird told me.
Act 4: Your Guide has found you!
Epilogue: ...a good beginning.



Prologue: ...his Unspeakable Name...Collapse )
Just as I am surprised that no one (until recently) had written a MUNCLE fanfic in the Sentinel universe, I am also surprised that no one (to my knowledge) has ever written the boys into a story with Lovecraftian elements. Well, those of you who think this sounds like a hoot need wait no more!

The Chillicothe Horror Affair will be posted here in chapters over the next week or so, but to whet your appetite, here is a little excerpt...

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"So, you're saying that a criminal organization has most likely taken over the State Pen?" Abigail said. "Well that's just typical, isn't it."

"It is for Thrush," Napoleon replied. "But that's just a means to an end. They're here looking for some kind of mind control… device or technique. So that means there's yet another passage somewhere around here that leads to…"

"The thing whose name our unfortunate Thrush scientist used to kill himself," said Mark. "Are we sure we want to find that?"

"Quiet, everyone," Illya said suddenly, before anyone could come up with an answer to Mark's question. "I think I hear something."

"Yeah, me too," said April. The others obligingly fell silent as the two Sentinels listened into the dark. Napoleon stepped forward to touch Illya's shoulder, his way of anchoring his Sentinel, allowing him to stretch his senses further.

"It's a baby!" April said after a moment. "A baby crying."

"Yes, that's what it is," Illya said. "A baby crying… it's afraid; it needs our help…"

A strange feeling came over Napoleon just then, as if some influence were, impossibly, coming between him and Illya. Never in his life had Napoleon doubted his Sentinel's senses and yet… "Are you sure, Illya? A baby? So far down in this cave?"

"I know what I'm hearing!" Illya snapped. "It's a baby… a terrified baby, come on!"

"Yes!" April agreed. "Can't you hear it too? We have to help!"

"Wait, April luv," Mark now cried. "There's something… I can't… I've lost our connection. There's something not right here."

Yes, that was it exactly, Napoleon thought. "Illya," he said urgently. "Mark's right. Something's wrong. We need to get out of here!"

"No! We need to get the baby first," Illya insisted, pulling away from Napoleon's grasp and heading towards a dark corner of the room. April moved to follow him.

Napoleon was wondering what he could do to break the spell their Sentinels seemed to be under when suddenly he, and the others in the room, really could hear something. There were footsteps coming, from the same direction that Illya and April were heading—lots of them.

"Dan, Luther," Napoleon commanded, unzipping his mud smeared coveralls to draw out his UNCLE special, loaded with sleep darts. "Get yourselves and Abigail out of here, now! We'll try to join you as soon as we can, and if we don't, go to the authorities, tell them to contact UNCLE and most important of all, don't let anybody send any more Sentinels down here!"

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Stay tuned!